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 #980958  by SturgisSoundguy
 Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:35 pm
A guy goes to the Dr. because he has a problem with his pecker.

The nurse walks him into the exam room and gets the clipboard to go through some pre-exam questions. She asks what the problem is and he says "it's my pecker" and he turns red with embarrassment. He asks her "You won't laugh will you? ". “Of course I wont laugh” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient. “

“Ok then” said Bob as he proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the smallest member the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the man, she composed herself as best she could.

“I am so sorry, I don’t know what came over me.” She said. “On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that wont happen again! Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s swollen.” Bob replied.

She dropped her clipboard ran out of the room! :surprise: