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 #978721  by Teqsun
 Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:53 am
He came home from work and stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I’m done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, we are going upstairs and have the kind of sex that I like!
Afterwards you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The f*ckin’ funeral director would be my first guess.”
 #978749  by randee
 Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:57 am
You know it! lol