Kittens don't moan. They leap on top of us, attack feet, lick hair, and purr loudly in our ears. If we still don't get out of their morning playground, they start with the kitten chirps and the face pats. Since they still don't know not to pat our faces with claws out, it's sure to wake us up.
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.”