This story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol Motorcycle officer:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required documents and handed them to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a concealed carry permit. I looked at her and asked if
she had a firearm in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me
ask if she had any other firearms.
She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.
Now I just had to ask one more time if that was all.
She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.
I then asked her what was she so afraid of……
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a fu***** thing!"