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Wife or Bike ? Can't keep both

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Ironhead 42, The Dukes of Earl, Blaine, Washington

Question: My wife says I have to get rid of my bike or she will leave me.

 Why doesn’t that bother me more?

Dog Breath: If I agreed with you we would both be wrong

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Chrissy: I'm not sure I understand, why can't you ride both your bike and your wife?

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Buzzard Billy: Call me old-fashioned but I think any woman that has sex on the table waiting for you when you get home and serves a tasty dinner in the bedroom is worth more than any bike.

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High Beams: I think Billy has been inhaling exhaust fumes again, or at least I hope he has been.

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High Beams is the hottest thing in leather or on a motorcycle. Full of sass, class and an extremely hot ass, she tells it straight and sees right through all the BS.


Buzzard Billy is young and wild and knows all about “bikes” and “broads”. He’s ridden lots of both and wants to share his “owner’s manual” with you.


Dog Breath is the “old school” circus leader of the group and knows motorcycle culture like no one else. Most days he can be found scouting out for new Fender Hens at the local Hooters.


Chrissy is relatively new to the Biker Scene but her porn star experience gets her a free pass and a lot of attention. She can be seen at most rallies or a DVD rental store near you.

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